Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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