guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
This is the prime rib incident all over again
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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