In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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