I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
our cab driver is having phone sex.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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