It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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