$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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