Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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