problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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