I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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