very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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