You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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