let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I had to cum in my sink.
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