Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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