it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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