what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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