Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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