I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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