there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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