either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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