school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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