Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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