i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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