I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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