it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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