who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
As shirtless as possible
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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