i just google imaged poop.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Dignity is for republicans.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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