So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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