Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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