i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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