He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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