State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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