Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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