stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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