girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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