your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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