You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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