So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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