How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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