Nicole vs. Life
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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