I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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