Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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