We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Found the puke drawer
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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