You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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