when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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