the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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