was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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