Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I smell stomach acid.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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