Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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