i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I AM VODKA MAN
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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