That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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