yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Holy sore nipples Batman
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Randomize
