my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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