you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You're like the curious george of whores
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize