North Korea, Best Korea!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
whose ass print is on the piano?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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